Don’t poke the bear.
Oh this is just to god damned perfect for how the hell I got woke up today, and you can go fuck off asshole I live with. You can sleep through the night without worry of me making noises, but god forbid I want to stay up because I knew you were going to be gone doing a job (since someone wanted to take on a side job and had their day set to perform a pressure test on a pipe) and I chose to sleep during the afternoon.
"No its inconsiderate for you to sleep all day because so I couldn’t play video games." -The House Asshole
I’m not stopping you from playing video games you cunt, You can play Lag of Duty: Rage Quit 2 till your god damned thumbs fall off for all I care. Not like you fucking use them for anything constructive in the bedroom 90 percent of the time anyway. Just don’t use your god damned headset and fucking bitch with some fucking kid on Xbox Live’s Paid Babysitting service like you’re one yourself.
I am nice enough to fucking let you sleep in dark silence. I sleep during the day, I’d like a little fucking quiet while the light sleeper is trying TO FUCKING SLEEP. IF ITS NOT TOO GOD DAMNED MUCH TO ASK.
Your 41 years old and act like you’re two. You wonder why I stay up all night rping smut with friends. Least the muses they rp are more mature and less emotionally stunted than you are.
I do what the fuck I’m supposed to 95 percent of the time (even with my strange sleep schedule) and let’s also not forget that I’m not working because of you as well for a lot of various reasons when I would love to go back. So you can take your rage quit and shove it up your god damned ass. YOU woke ME up. I am fucking allowed to be just a little FUCKING CRANKY over that. So you may kindly fuck off and I will not feel sorry for wanting to sleep, of all things.